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One button. One goat. One scream.

Send someone the link. They press the button. The goat screams at them. That's the whole site.

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remotegoat.net [LIVE]
RemoteGoat: a screaming cartoon goat on a cream circle over a dark rock wall with small climbing goats and a red SCREAM button.

══ ABOUT ══

RemoteGoat is a one-joke website, and I'm at peace with that. A big goat on a cream disc, a rock wall full of little goats climbing it, and a red SCREAM! button that plays a real goat scream.

It's not a prank. The button says exactly what it does, and nothing plays until you press it. No autoplay tricks, no fake link previews. Just consent and a goat.

══ ON THE BOARD ══

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    Press to scream

    One big red button. A real goat. Works in every browser, phones included.

  • 02

    Climbing goats

    Little goats scramble up the rock wall behind the main event.

  • 03

    Built tight

    Static site, no frameworks, a strict security policy, and almost no JavaScript.